Great day, bad day and don't even ask.
Slippers that also mop the floor.
Available in both children and adult size.
May the force be with you.
Cute baby shirt.
Make their mermaid dream come true.
I dunno. Weird.
Functional and decorative.
Always have a lighter handy.
The "Toasteroid" (Pre-order only)
"The Barisieur" (Pre-order only)
Bring this to a pool party and you'll be the shit.
Spice up date night.
Highlight their better qualities.
The gift of nostalgia.
Great for wine snobs.
Makes getting a tissue kind of disturbing.
Comes in black and white.
Sits on the couch arm.
3 Ply soft absorbent.
A super-secret 3-digit lock.
Works with shower gels.
Smells like bacon. Tastes like cardboard.
Good groomsmen gift.
Always know that it's your ball.
Add your photos.
For bachelorette parties.
Use their Instagram selfies to make this book.
Turn a face into a cuddly cushion.
How to land a plane, wrestle alligators…
Breakfast in a mug.
Side-to-side drinking prevents spilling.
Also works for punching.
For the squeamish.
Completely natural formula.
Shoots real money. (You provide the money.)
Extremely strong coffee.
From negotiating raises to betting on horses.
For those who love spice.
Fake phone flask.
For those hard to reach places.
Both spoon and fork.
Always popular party game.
Holds 70 beer caps.
Good, wide umbrella.
Smells like bacon.
No more excuses.
By the Oatmeal.
For the potty-mouthed.
The glass sits on a tilt.
Also known as the "Hen Bag" handbag.
Attaches to any surface by suction cup.