Slippers that also mop the floor.
Available in both children and adult size.
May the force be with you.
Make their mermaid dream come true.
I dunno. Weird.
Functional and decorative.
Bring this to a pool party and you'll be the shit.
Makes getting a tissue kind of disturbing.
Comes in black and white.
Sits on the couch arm.
3 Ply soft absorbent.
Works with shower gels.
Smells like bacon. Tastes like cardboard.
Good groomsmen gift.
Good for a boss or teacher.
Always know that it's your ball.
Use their Instagram selfies to make this book.
Turn a face into a cuddly cushion.
Umbrella with a samurai sword handle.
Shoots real money. (You provide the money.)
Extremely strong coffee.
For those hard to reach places.
Both spoon and fork.
Good, wide umbrella.
Smells like bacon.
No more excuses.
For the potty-mouthed.
Complete with felt ammo.
The glass sits on a tilt.
Also known as the "Hen Bag" handbag.
Attaches to any surface by suction cup.